well~ since i haven othing to do now & jus came across wif this..joke? hahs thn might as well post it here to share wif u all><"

愛乾淨->小姐上公車﹐用紙擦乾淨﹐剛要坐下﹐不小心放了一個屁﹐鄰座男士馬上說﹕“這
小姐真愛乾淨﹐擦乾淨了還要吹一吹。”

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Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

*abit cold..* hahaha